"If you make regular coffee too strong, and drink a lot of it, it will keep you awake all night, so if you make the decaf coffee too strong, will it put you to sleep?"

Last week us guys got thirsty for some iced tea, so I got my train track ladder and climbed up and got some ice cubes out of the fridgerator freezer so we could have a reely cold ice tea along with some Cheetos we found in the cabinet where the old folks keep that kind of food.

Well, I guess somebuddy forgot to close the door on the freezer, and pretty soon there was some water dripping on the floor.

I quickly got my ladder out of the door and got it closed again, and in a couple of hours I climbed up again and checked, and them melted ice cubes was froze solid again, but they weren't ice cubes no more.

After a little bit of thinking, I got back up there and tried to hit that bag of frozen ice with my cowboy pistol gun to break the big piece of ice into little pieces, and hopefully ice cubes, again.  My gun was too little, so we went and found Gloria's little carpenter hammer, and pretty soon I had that whole bag turned into smashed-up ice, but I couldn't get it to turn back into ice cubes, so I put the hammer and ladder away and we all settled down for a nap.

The next day Jim said something about what had happened to the ice cubes, but that was as far as things went, and all us guys jest kept reel quiet!!